Zoostuck 3

Nothing, he's falling right into your trap! The closer he comes to you, the closer YOU come to the ultimate discovery: THE WORST IDEA OF ALL TIME

Yes! Of course! Because Pooplord is already a source of bad ideas, the ray should make his ideas even worse, and ultimately you'll be able to use him to discover the worst idea ever!

Bud Muckman, who's sitting next to you and wondering what the heck is going on, asks why exactly you want the worst idea ever. What would you even do with it?

You pause for a little while and consider the possibility that the idea to find the worst idea ever may have been planted by the bad idea ray. But then you decide you don't want to admit this so you say that it's so you can make sure that you don't do whatever it is.

Even though you're already planning to do whatever it is.

Just then, an idea strikes you.

Bad ideas are a social construct

Of course! Ideas aren't bad in and of themselves, it's society's expectations that make an idea bad! Which means if you completely alter society, your bad idea ray will be a good idea ray!

Unfortunately, you have no idea how to alter societal expectations to a degree that allows this to happen, so you're kind of stuck.

For a brief moment, you wonder if this was the worst idea of all time, but frankly it's so underwhelming that you have a hard time believing it.

Oh, and while you were contemplating that, Pooplord arrived and sat down next to you. He's probably filled with bad ideas now.

You are now Bud Muckman and you suspect that something really stupid is going on involving this guy you met in limbo and this stupid kid. You have a feeling that you should stop it somehow.

How are you going to do that?