Zoostuck 3

the delicate, ancient art of seduction

Yes, of course. All you need to do is get the attention of your alternate self, and then make him want to...

Wait a minute. He's basically you! That's totally gross. Where would you get such a terrible idea... wait a minute, is there a bad idea ray somewhere around here?

Oh man, there's probably a bad idea ray somewhere around here. Now that would be really useful with your apparent power to make stupid things happen. But how are you going to get your hands on it?