The Second Chance (Round One: The Fitzpatrick Center)

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SpoilerSo I just noticed Dekowin's color is too close to Hatman's. Consequently, I'm going to try out #BF00FF instead.

Dekowin handled the news that she had been entered into a battle to the death against her will with characteristic grace.

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She lunged at the first person she saw, a tall, green-skinned man with pointed ears standing behind a counter. She grabbed him by the neck and continued screaming.

"Some stupid fucking asshole time guy with a fucking robot arm pulled me out of my fucking castle right before I was going to give my stupid fucking bitch of a sister a piece of my fucking mind. Now tell me why the fuck I shouldn't take it out on you and your stupid fucking store."

He glanced at her nervously.

"I'll... um... I'll give you a discount?"

She glared at him.

"Do you think I'm here to fuckin' shop? I'm here to fuckin' kill some people. Starting with that asshole's clone or whatever the fuck he was. Got anything better than that?"

The shopkeeper gulped.

"W-well... I do have a treaty with Frank's Hardware... I could see if he'd be willing to provide you with anything?"

"Why the fuck would I want hammers and nails? Are you a fuckin' moron?"

"Oh, I'm s-sorry. I'm so nervous I forgot the full name of the store. It's Frank's Military Hardware."

She smiled and put the green man down.

"Now I'm interested."

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SpoilerWith apologies to Draykon, here is a rewrite of the first Dekowin post from ISS2, adapted for this game.

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Dekowin's iron claws ripped into the first thing she saw that looked breakable- some sort of computer system attacked to the wall. With a loud *CRUNCH* bits and pieces of circuitry were torn right off, leaving deep claw marks on the console.
"Just who... the fuck... DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Dekowin couldn't stop herself from screaming. Almost immediately after her sister had just... EFFORTLESSLY... made a fucking WASTE of her ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE, this asshole robot timecop just tore her right out of HER FUCKING CASTLE seconds before giving that little bitch a piece of her mind!
She let out another scream, as she thrust her claws towards the automatic door. The door however, opened just before she made contact, and she fell through into the hallway. This just made her scream louder.
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO THE FUCK YOU JUST PISSED OFF?! I'LL RIP YOU TO PIECES YOU ASSHOLE! YOU AND ANYONE WHO GETS IN MY FUCKING WAY!"