Zoostuck 3

Unmask the bat!

Of course! Since a giant bat couldn't possibly exist, it must be someone wearing a mask! You drive over and grab hold of his enormous bat ears only for Pooplord's clumsy hands to slip off due to his sheer incompetence. The Third Person turns towards the useless boy, irritated at his futile attack. The Third Person prepares to strike but your car drives into him and gives you time to get up and run!

You come to the conclusion that you're probably not going to be able to beat this guy, since he's not Eggleheimer. Still, your car seems to be keeping him busy, so maybe you can use this time to somehow help your alternate self win this tournament and become the final boss.

How are you going to do that?