Zoostuck 3

try running him over

Of course! You've got this superpowered Buttmobile, so you can just run over the bat guy and...

The Buttmobile suddenly starts talking and informs you that it's the Buttlorean and also that it tried ramming into the bat guy already and that didn't work.

Darn it! What good is it to have a super-fast demonically enhanced car that can travel through time if you can't run over the bad guy in it?

Well, shoot. You're going to have to find some other way to stop him from, uh, doing whatever it is he's doing. What is he doing, anyways?

The Third Person is poisoning the catered food so that the contestants will consume it after the first round is complete, and be unable to finish the tournament.

Oh. Hey, that was really helpful of him to explain.

It was necessary. Had he left that question unresolved, extrauniversal forces would have answered it for him. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to continue narrating for the Rock holding up the universe.

You're getting a little confused by these multiple narrators, but if you set things up right, you won't have to worry about them once you turn Eggbeater into the final boss. So, what are you going to do about this nefarious plan to poison the catering you're supposed to be in charge of?