Zoostuck 3

eggface has the anti-solaris, obviously

eggface has the lunarian

Of course! Since you have this bunny or whatever that's somehow associated with the sun, all you have to do is get Eggman its lunar counterpart and a convoluted series of events is sure to lead the two of you into a climactic final battle.

Wait, wasn't he going after moonglasses? You kind of remember him monologuing about that at some point when he didn't think you were listening. Those will probably help him create the moon-bunny.

Oh right, those are the prize in that tournament, and the Third Person is trying to destroy them, and he could, in fact, be doing at this very moment because the narration isn't in that general area, and you know all this because a rock is narrating it omnisciently and figures whatever arcane secrets of narration it may inadvertently reveal to you will be quickly forgotten because you have a very short attention span.

Also the Delorean just drove you back to the tournament while you were forgetting the arcane secrets of narration. So you've got to somehow stop that bat guy from disrupting the tournament that you brought into existence with your power to make stupid things happen, and also somehow have that Eggbuilder guy win the tournament so he gets the prize so he can be the final boss so you can defeat him again.

What's your next move?