Zoostuck 3

its me solaris

Yes, of course. What could you pass along but the greatest gift in all creation, Solaris. You pull them out of your pocket and hand them over to the stupidly-named child.

You have no idea where this is going but you are sure it will be essential to stopping the universal collapse.

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord and you are very confused by everything that's just happened. You feel like you're supposed to use this super-fast car and this... bunny?... to save the universe in an exciting final confrontation.

But you're not any good at exciting final confrontations! You suffered a really embarrassing loss in the last one you were involved in and the universe became incredibly uncool and uncreative as a result. The only exciting final confrontation you managed to succeed in was the one against Eggface or whatever his name was.

Wait a minute. That's it!

If Egglegs is the only villain you can win a final confrontation with, you'll just have to turn him into the final boss somehow!

But, uh, how are you going to do that?