Zoostuck 3

>CHO HENSHIN into a Kamen Rider

Ah, of course. The extremely forbidden power that allows you to change into your ultimate form. You were saving that for the final showdown with God, but eh, you were probably going to lose that one anyways. Besides, you've got other options for that particular final battle, provided the universe lasts long enough for it to happen.

So instead you shout "CHO HENSHIN!" and transform into Maskimum Satan, gaining an even more devilish mask and bodysuit. Also your collection of dollar bills butts gather themselves together to form a super-awesome motorcycle for you to ride on.

You hop on your Buttcycle and ride directly at the Third Person who simply flies out of the way because a ground-based attack is obviously ineffective against a giant bat.

Behind your mask, you grin. You know full well that your Buttcycle isn't restricted to the ground. You make a big spin and turn around, launching yourself in midair towards the Third Person, leaping from your Buttcycle to tackle him but he reacts quickly enough to dodge, and Satan simply plummets towards the ground. More specifically, the pedestal with the moonglasses on them.

Oh no. You are not letting this jerkface push you around with his cheating narration. Your Buttcycle speeds up and catches you in midair just in time for the Third Person to crush Satan against it.

You are now the Buttcycle. Satan has been killed, but you still exist. You need to grant yourself to someone, and...

Zoosmell Pooplord. Who else.

I hadn't finished, but okay. You have to grant yourself to Zoosmell Pooplord somehow in order to thwart the Third Person's plans. How are you going to do that?