Zoostuck 3

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

It has already been established that I am unable to narrate for rocks. In fact, it was established by a failed attempt to narrate for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Nothing has happened since then which suggests the rules regarding this might have changed.

You may recall that this lead to me narrating for Muck Budman and... and... wait, I'm getting something.

You are now... Muck Budman? And you are complaining in a conveniently expository manner that you can't believe you and some other loser were caught by an interdimensional quarantine unit, who are now trying to put you back in your home universe so your uncool doesn't infect everywhere else, but have recently discovered that your home universe is going to collapse and are trying to figure out what to do about you.

You are now the other guy, the uncool version of Ryan North, and you're grumbling that you already knew all that so why is this guy saying it.

You are Muck Budman again and you are saying you just needed to vent.

So what are the two of you going to do?