Zoostuck 3

break the scythe

You could snap it in two like a twig, but let's be honest - this guy doesn't care about the scythe at all. You wouldn't actually be accomplishing anything and you'd probably have to pay for a replacement scythe for the new Death.

Kill him by dropping your collection of butts on him!

Here no. This guy doesn't deserve a death that dignified. Plus, since he is Death right now, he'd probably find a way to cheat his way out of it.

Go intertextual

Now we're talking.

The Third Person is irritated. Someone is stealing his background color.

You're the thief! I've had this for like thirty reboots of the universe or however many we're up to now.

The Third Person has no interest in tolerating this copycat WHO JUST SOCKED HIM IN THE FACE REAL GOOD HERE YEAH! Hey! Get out of my paragraMAKE ME, SUCKER!

Um. It looks like there's a fight breaking out in the nonstandard narration. This is probably a good time for me to narrate someone else so we can hopefully save the universe. Who should that be?