Zoostuck 3

MAKE ME MORE MONEY

Invent a new sport called Buttsball

You promptly order your Super Puck to make you more money by inventing the sport of Buttsball. This is probably not going to help it win this tournament, but you're only concerned with the important priorities.

You are then crushed to death under a pile of generic dollar bills butts.

Meanwhile, as the narrator rock's machinations fail to accomplish anything, the Third Person marches onto the scene of the tournament.

You are now Fate again and you point out to the Third Person that, having claimed the powers of Death, he has to deal with the ironic death of the last Johnsmell in the universe.

The Third person refuses.

You're pretty sure he can't do that.

The Third person declares that he can. He then tears Fate's head off. He won't be dealing with that paperwork, either.

You are now Satan and you are really, really mad. This new Death isn't doing his job, and he killed Fate before he could return your collection!

You're not going to stand for this. How are you going to deal with this jerk?