Zoostuck 3

What's the point of hoarding butts, anyway? The dollar bills are no longer generic because you put butts labels on them.

Uh, yeah, it's a disguise? And you can dismiss it any time you want, that's one of the benefits of being the Devil.

Plus since you never spend them they're completely useless either way. It's not like there's anybody who can inherit them.

Fate HATES responsibility. He's a consummate slacker. Offer him your collection, but couch it in a long-winded monologue about the meticulous, time-consuming care and maintenance of it.

Of course. Fate hates doing more work than he needs to. You start explaining how you have to keep the butts organized by serial number, and spend several hours each day dusting them and cataloging the number of dust particles you found, and...

Fate gets frustrated halfway through and says he just wants to drop the collection on Johnsmell Madden to kill him ironically. Oh, well, why didn't he say so? You're totally willing to loan out your collection for such a worthwhile cause. You hand it over to Fate and tell him to make sure every single butt comes back to you within an hour.

You are now Johnsmell Madden and you're mad because your Super Puck hasn't won this tournament already. You have no idea that you are about to be crushed under a massive pile of generic dollar bills with "BUTTS" written on them, and therefore no reason to believe that the next orders you shout at the Super Puck will be the final ones. What are these orders going to be?