Zoostuck 3

Isn't the afterlife beyond the scope of a single universe? Like, all of them?

No, that would be extremely difficult to manage. Each universe handles its own afterlife business, whether this be with a single afterlife, multiples, or none at all. There are universes that share afterlives, but yours isn't one of them, probably because no other universe wants to deal with the various idiots you've got dying around here.

all the johnsmells

There's only one Johnsmell! There's a bunch of Zoosmells, though. Millions of them. That would be a lot to process, which might overwhelm this guy since he's only just taken on the job.

On the other hand, you don't really have the capacity to kill that many people at once, not without giving yourself an equally huge workload. Which you really don't want to do.

Oh, but wait. It seems the fates of the Zoosmells are closely linked to the one Johnsmell. If he were to perish, it would have a significant impact on the universe, and your successor would be stuck working on a lot of it for the rest of this universe's existence.

Sounds like a plan, then. You just need to figure out how to kill Johnsmell Madden.

The Third Person is amused. Is this the best the narrator rock can offer? Killing an irrelevant former ruler of the universe even as it crumbles? How pathetic.

I, um, I am kind of winging it here. But maybe if we get the narrative going we can turn this around. Somehow.

So! You're still Fate. How are you going to kill Johnsmell Madden?