Zoostuck 3

ERROR. ERROR. CRITICAL UNIVERSE EXISTENCE FAILURE IMMINENT.

Oh no. Oh no. It looks like having a page number exceeding the maximum possible number in this universe has caused severe problems.

The Third Person is unconcerned. Their only objective is the destruction of the moonglasses, and the entire universe falling apart will certainly achieve that.

Great. And even grabbing that page from him won't do any good now. Well, I guess our best chance is to try to fix things while we still have a universe to fix.

You're still Fate and Death, so let's see what we can do...

Kick back and relax! They want your tools, your responsibilities, after all they've saddled you with? Let 'em have it! Let 'em TRY!

Let's be honest here. You never really wanted to be Death on top of being Fate. You just had that job forced on you.

So why not leave this sucker with it? You grant all of your responsibilities as Death onto the Third Person, and that means all the difficult paperwork when someone particularly troublesome dies. Such as, say, everyone in the universe.

The Third Person is not bothered by this in the least. They know the afterlife will collapse with the universe it's attached to.

Well. That was significantly less satisfying than you'd hoped. Maybe you should arrange for someone to die so this interloper can at least suffer a little before the end of the universe. But who would be a good choice?