Zoostuck 3

The Orange One

Yes, in actual fact, the Third Person is a gigantic orange dancing bat. You extrauniversal voices probably forgot all about the dancing bat part but it's not like I forgot that because I was distracted.

Anyways, now that we've established this, we need someone to confront him. But who is available?

i think you're the personification of murder

We don't have a personification of murder on hand, but we do have Death and Fate who are the same entity due to budget cuts.

You are now Fate and/or Death and you're really sick of all these beings manipulating events because it creates massive quantities of paperwork. Night after night, you find yourself with 24 sheets to fill out.

And now you've worked out just who's behind it all, and you've filled out the appropriate paperwork authorizing you to KICK THEIR ASS.

So you materialize in front of them and get ready to take action.

But the Third Person swoops towards Death and grabs his scythe, leaving him unarmed. He is enraged, but powerless - for the Third Person still possesses Page 24.

Oh. It looks like we're dealing with dueling narration here. This could be difficult... well, let me stay in the moment. The mastermind behind every event that has increased your workload has just stolen your scythe. What are you going to do about this?