Zoostuck 3

...master spinjitsu myself, spinjitsu New Joisey into the tournament, and then have my caterer cover the remnants in fat cakes. This will establish my superiority, and then I can begin Zoostuck 4, a Zoostuck even greater than myself, for this is the true purpose of all Zoostucks: to create the next Zoostuck.

Wait a minute! That isn't the right thread! NO!

The Third Person steps out of the shadows and takes hold of Page 24. They have been waiting for this for the entire adventure.

They arranged for "Komaeda's" phone to kill him. They engineered the outbreak of the anti-narration virus. They were behind everything, from the beginning, with only one goal.

The destruction of the moonglasses.

Unfortunately, "Komaeda" was not truly capable of destroying the moonglasses himself, as his plan was nonsense. But he has swept the stage clean. All other entities that pose any trouble are non-factors. The tournament entrants are too busy fighting each other to counter your schemes. The foolish boy with the stupid name is too busy with a catering job he doesn't care for to create any further unpredictability. And the narrator rock was taken care of by "Komaeda", so it can neither prompt any of those individuals to interfere with your plans, nor designate a new potential problem.

Everything is perfect.

Wow, it looks like I missed a lot.

The Third Person recoils in surprise. The narrator rock is still present?

Yeah, it's a funny thing. You remember that virus? Well, it distracted me while Komaeda was taking over and that meant I wasn't paying attention to whatever he did. Which somehow meant I wasn't affected by it!

Anyways, looks like the true manipulator behind all this has been revealed. It was the Third Person the whole time.

But that's just their title. Who are they really? And who should I narrate for in order to thwart them?