Zoostuck 3

Yes! Perfect! You dial the number to the only pizza place you know, which actually makes pretty good pizza honestly but you're not really hungry for that.

You inform them that your name is Seymour Asses (wait, that's actually less dumb than your actual name, dang) and then your mind goes blank for a moment when they ask you what your order is.

is your refridgerator running

Thinking quickly, you ask if their refridgerator is running, even though you've forgotten how this joke goes.

You are now the universe's greatest pizza chef, which is to say, you are a four-armed three-legged lizardperson with the deformity of an extra leg but you make incredible pizza. You have just been asked if your refrigerator is running.

As a matter of fact, it is. It has escaped from the kitchen and is running through the corridors of the planet-ship. How fortuitous that this Mr. Asses reminded you to check! You inform the caller that it is and you had better go and catch it now.

let's call the whole thing off

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord again and your prank has been a failure. You decide to just hang up.

You are now a sentient refrigerator on a planet-ship, except the planet-ship is frozen in ice on the moon. You're trying to escape. Why are you doing this, again?