Zoostuck 3

i got that feeling

Ah, of course. You have the ability to transmit emotions over the phone lines. You send over a strong dose of contentment, which will hopefully allow the other phone to calm its attacker.

You are now Nagito Komaeda and you feel incredibly satisfied. In fact, this sense of satisfaction feels better than any you could derive from controlling the entire universe. You don't even want to bother destroying your phone for its insolence.

You know you're just being manipulated by the Bananaphone's emotional powers, but you're too content to actually care. You're not even bothering to chase your phone as it awkwardly hops out of your office.

Of course, you know full well that you'll do that when the effects of this wave of contentment wear off, but you might as well enjoy it while you've got it.

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord and catering is going smoothly, so smooth that it's boring and you're trying to think of stupid things to do to entertain yourself. As you contemplate the possibilities, a phone pops into existence next to you.

You consider this a sign. You need to make a prank call. But who are you going to call and what prank are you going to pull on them?