Zoostuck 3

making a mean buck off the catering

Oh, that's right, some guy you've never seen before in your life showed up and hired you to run his catering company. And you said yes even though you have no idea how catering works.

All you know is that there's lots of food and a bunch of people who you get to boss around. You consider the options available to you.

> Squawk like an imbecile and shit on a desk.

But then you get caught up with staring at your desk and being tempted to do something really stupid and embarrassing. You know you shouldn't, but the desk is so tantalizing.

You are now Nagito Komaeda. You have managed to use the various shifts in the nature of the universe to take control of a catering company, with the sole purpose of distracting Zoosmell Pooplord with a shiny desk. Now he should not interfere with your plans involving this tournament that he somehow brought into being.

What are those plans, again?