Zoostuck 3

Put on a mask and run in screaming

Before you can devise a cunning plan, one hits you right over the head when a big yellow ceramic mask hits you right over the head. It seems to have been thrown by a clothing merchant chasing some kid in a big black cape.

You don't have time to worry about the details, though, because you're sure this mask will grant you powers that ensure you win this tournament so you can set the universe on fire and stop its uncoolness from spreading further. You shove the mask over your head and scream a battle cry as you rush into the main arena.

"IT'S ABOUT TIME," a mysterious voice announces. "I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AN ACTUAL CONTESTANT TO SHOW UP FOR HOURS."

Suddenly, several other contestants march in as a result of an assortment of wacky circumstances.

"WELCOME TO THE UNIVERSAL SPINJITSU TOURNAMENT. SOME OF YOU DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW ANY SPINJITSU, BUT THAT ISN'T REALLY MY PROBLEM, YOU'RE THE ONES WHO ARE GOING TO SUFFER EMBARRASSING LOSSES. SO LET'S BEGIN BY INTRODUCING OUR CONTESTANTS!

FIRST, OF COURSE, WE HAVE THE CURRENT DOMINANT ENTITY IN THE UNIVERSE, DAVY "DREIDELCLAUS" JONES VINYL SCRATCH THE SPINMEISTER, SUPREME RULER OF THE MOONITED NATIONS. WITH TOTAL CONTROL OVER THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, DAVY HERE IS PROBABLY UNBEATABLE, UNLESS YOU TAKE CONTROL AWAY FROM HIM OF COURSE AND THAT'S HAPPENED SO OFTEN ALREADY THAT I WOULDN'T DISCOUNT THE POSSIBILITY.

SECOND, WE'VE GOT, UH, JOHNSMELL MADDEN'S SUPER PUCK. IT'S A ROBOT OR SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY.

THIRD, SOME IDIOT FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE IN A MASK.

FOURTH, ZOOSMELL EGBERT, WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE MESS SEVERAL UNIVERSE REBOOTS AGO AND IS STILL AT IT, SERIOUSLY HOW IS HE NOT DEAD OR SOMETHING YET.

FIFTH, FROM THE FAR REACHES OF LIMBO, A TORNADO. DON'T ASK ME HOW IT GOT OUT, I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION.

SIXTH, THE SPINJITSU MASTER WHO TAUGHT THE TORNADO EVERYTHING HE KNOWS. THIS GUY'S GOING TO BE PRETTY TOUGH, LET ME TELL YOU.

SEVENTH, THE DARK SPINJITSU MASTER WHO'S ALSO AN EDITOR. HE TAUGHT SUPREME RULER DAVY JONES EVERYTHING HE KNOWS. ANOTHER TOUGH CONTENDER, PROBABLY.

AND EIGHTH... UH, HOLD ON A SECOND, I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE THAT POOPLORD KID BUT HE'S OFF DOING SOMETHING STUPID. GUESS I HAVE TO DRAG SOMEONE ELSE IN HERE FOR THE FINAL SLOT."

You are now the final contestant in the spinjitsu tournament. You are someone who has appeared in this adventure before, but who?