Zoostuck 3

Yourself.

You? No. That's impossible. You don't make mistakes, mistakes are made by people who work for you and don't do exactly what you want based on your vague instructions. The only way you could possibly be responsible for this is if you wanted it to happen, and you didn't, so it's clearly not your fault.

Well, you've ruled out yourself as the party to blame for this, so who does that leave?

A hiatus

That's it! The hiatus is responsible for this! You don't know what exactly a hiatus is, but you sure as heck know what you're going to do to the next one that comes into your store!

Oh, hey, some kid with a hood wrapped around his leg just walked in, shivering. This must be the hiatus. You're going to give him a piece of your mind.

You are now the Super Puck. A customer has just walked in. Unaware of your employer's irrational plans of violence and shouting, you intend to actually provide service for the customer. How will you do this?