Zoostuck 3

put it on ice

Of course! Ice is the opposite of fire, so all you need is a quick shift in the nature of the universe. You perform a quick ice-aligned spinjitsu move and the universe is contained within one ice rink.

Which is, of course, on the moon. And now that the entire universe is on the moon, you are the latest to rule it.

Oh, and what's this, there's a spinjitsu tournament going on. Well, you'll have to go and win that.

pour some soda

But first, you celebrate your successful takeover and rescue of the universe with a nice refreshing glass of Moon Cola. You'll need the energy it provides you in order to win the tournament.

You are now Zoosmell Egbert and you've just realized that you're on the moon but it's also very cold for some reason even though everything is on fire. You don't really want to think too hard about this, so instead you focus on the fact that the moonglasses must be around here somewhere and you can use them to finally recreate the universe so that it can be the greatest universe of all. But where are they...

Oh. They're the prize for this nonsensical martial arts tournament. Well, you'll have to enter in that case. But to do that, you'll need to actually learn this so-called "spinjitsu". How on the moon are you going to do that?