Zoostuck 3

with your editing powers, skip straight from page 21 of this thread to page 24, where you've already won

You are suddenly aware of the full extent of your powers as an editor. As you transformed the universe into a cartoon, it now has pages, and that means you can jump between them. You decide to leap ahead to Page 24, by which time your plan will no doubt succeed and...

Wait. Wait. This is not good.

As best as you can tell, on its current course the universe will no longer exist by Page 24. This is the only possible reason you cannot travel there.

fuck you, go to page 2

But wait.

If you travel through time in this way, and augment it with the dark spinjitsu powers you possess, you can defy Johnsmell Madden's ban on backwards time travel. The way in which this works is so obvious that you will not even bother to exposit on it.

Instead, you simply spinjitsu the cartoon all the way back to Page Two. You are now on the sun, where various political maneuvering is underway which will, ultimately, make it the moon as a matter of law.

But you are away from all that. You are, instead, right outside a locker where your new apprentice, and the future Supreme Leader of the yet-to-be-established Moonited Nations, has been stuffed by his sister.

You are going to teach him mastery of Spinjitsu, and he will use it to control the Moon, and with that he will save the universe.

And probably conquer it, but hey, you don't care who rules it, you just care about spreading the uncoolness to other universes.

I am now obligated by the narrator's code to shift perspective to the present.

You are now Davy Jones, or as you are known ceremonially, Davy "Dreidelclaus" Jones Vinyl Scratch the Spinmeister, Supreme Ruler of the Moonited Nations. And the time your teacher warned you about has come.

Someone is setting the universe on fire. Now, the moon will be fine because it's already on fire everywhere. But if all those other places are set on fire, then you won't be able to give speeches about how much better the moon is than they are. So you've got to take care of this.

How are you going to do that?