RE: Zoostuck 3
05-12-2015, 02:06 AM
(05-11-2015, 08:42 PM)Geoluhread Wrote: »Set it on fire.
Of course. It's so clear now. A universe this uncool cannot be allowed to exist, for its uncoolness might infect other universes and that would be extremely uncool. You will purify it in the flames.
The problem is, you're going to need a lot of fire for that and hey is that a dinosaur? Wow, that almost makes up for the incredible uncoolness of this universe. Almost.
You decide to ask the dinosaur to help you with the purification.
You are now the Dark Spinjitsu Master and also the editor, and you laugh maniacally because despite the setback of becoming an editor, you can feel your plan to infect other universes with the uncoolness of this one beginning to succeed...
Wait a minute. You sense a problem. One of the replacements from another universe is trying to destroy this one. With only three other universes infected so far, you can't simply ignore this. But thanks to that accursed Johnsmell Madden, you can only affect events through your largely ineffective editorial powers. You'd have to win the spinjitsu tournament in order to fix this problem, but you don't have time to enter it because of this stupid editor job.
So how will you salvage your plans?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse