Zoostuck 3

GGet someone to... touch you somehow. So we can sense them?

try to get some sex

Nobody wants to touch you. You smell exactly like people would expect someone named Muck Budman to smell, which is to say, like smelly stinky muck. This has been true for as long as you can remember and you don't expect it to change now.

Narrate everything going on out loud for us, the stinky people.

You suddenly find yourself compelled to narrate everything happening to you. You start explaining that some police officers have shown up and asked you what you're doing on school grounds at this hour, and rather than give an answer you're just narrating what's just happened. You continue to narrate that the police are planning to arrest you but don't want to actually touch you, so after a brief argument with each other they decide to just poke you with sticks all the way down to the station. Now you explain that they're poking you with sticks all the way down to the police station.

You find this narration process incredibly boring, especially when you have nothing to talk about other than which specific rib they're prodding. The sticks are distracting enough that you find it difficult to pay attention to and narrate the scenery, which you can't see that well anyways because it's the middle of the night.

Eventually you arrive at the police station and narrate that you've arrived that the police station, before narrating that the police continue poking you until you're in an interrogation room.

TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, MUCK BUDMAN. DO YOU KNOW WHO THE THIRD PERSON IS? WHAT SECRETS ARE YOU HIDING? I HAVE LOTS OF EXPLOSIVES.

You suddenly feel compelled to tell the police everything you know, so you start explaining that you made your way to this universe to escape the universe where Jogh Edgebert is the coolest guy in existence but to do it you had to switch places with some loser and that's how you ended up on those school grounds in the middle of the night and you've never heard of the Third Person and you hid your universe-travel machine in the back seat of a Delorean before you activated it to switch places with your closest extrauniversal counterpart.

You then narrate that the police seem satisfied with this explanation and let you go.

You are now Ryan North and you are in an easier universe to narrate. You just noticed something funny in the back seat of this flying Delorean you're driving. What are you going to do with it?