Zoostuck 3

invest in enron

Yes! You pull out your phone and call your broker and tell them to invest everything you own in Enron! Except there's no answer because cell phones don't work across dimensional lines and also this isn't a cell phone, it's your shoe.

muckrake

The next terrible idea to cross your mind is to get a big rake and run it through a pile of muck, but as you have neither of those things you'll need to pick a more immediate bad idea to act on.

Eat the ray

Yes! You start eating the beam emanating from the bad idea gun, which is not actually feeding you in any way but it's filling your head with even worse ideas. You can already feel an incredibly stupid plan forming in your mind!

You are now the tornado and you recall that you were trying to get Bud Muckman here back to his home dimension, but you've been side-tracked from that task for months while sitting around here in limbo. You have no idea what Bud is doing now but it looks incredibly stupid.

Maybe you should figure out a way to return him to his home universe before he hurts himself. But how will you do that?