Zoostuck 3

ouiji bored

The number you have dialed is no longer in service

stick it to the man

Nonsensical ideas float into your head. You can't see how any of these will help you contact the spirits at all and you have no idea where they came from...

Wait a minute. Are the spirits contacting you? Are spirits floating through your head and giving you ideas?

Wait, no. You're just being zapped by a bad idea ray. The one you built in a previous life.

That's right. You were trying to help some webcartoonist recreate the universe, for reasons you can no longer remember. Those reasons probably involved zapping yourself with the bad idea ray.

You think you might have died somewhere in that process, but whether you did or not, it seems you've somehow ended up in limbo and acquired incredible limbo skills.

Well, that's all very interesting, but you can't see how it's going to help you contact the spirits so they can judge your limbo abilities so you can get this guy's spinjitsu skills... which probably aren't all that impressive, honestly, but it's the principle of the thing!

You are now Bud Muckman and this guy you're supposed to be limboing against has just absentmindedly pointed a bad idea ray at you. What stupid ideas are going through your head now?