Zoostuck 3

Settle on a Win-Win tie.

Unacceptable. No one is your equal at limbo. No one! Anything less than total victory would be an insult to your unparalleled prowess.

It might be marginally tolerable if your opponent were the tornado - at least you would be declaring yourself even with a force of nature. But your opponent is this buffoon! No, you cannot grant him even a partial victory. You must crush his worthless hopes entirely.

hold a seance, let the spirits judge you

Ah, of course. In the absence of a physical limbo contest, you will simply have a spiritual one. You aren't entirely sure how that would work, but as the supreme limbo champion, you're certain to win regardless. Unless it's something stupid like "the winner is whoever's the worst at limbo in the physical world", but you'd gladly lose a stupid contest like that. You are very proud of your limbo skills.

The only problem is that you have no idea how to contact the spirits and ask them to judge your limbo contest. That seems like a rather important detail to work out.

So, how are you going to do that?