RE: Zoostuck 3
05-04-2015, 03:09 AM
(05-03-2015, 01:38 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »go karts
You briefly consider applying your peerless skill with go-karts, but then you remember the dangers of the blue shell. No, you need to set Death to a task where you cannot possibly fail.
(05-03-2015, 01:31 AM)Geoluhread Wrote: »Why don't you just ask Death who shot you?
Ah! Perfect. You challenge Death to a contest to be the first to deduce from only the physical evidence at the scene of your death who your killer was. If Death uses supernatural knowledge of any sort, he automatically loses.
You are now Fate and Death again. Well, this seems like the sort of challenge you can plausibly fail at. Even better, if you don't you'll find out exactly who to blame for this problem and you can arrange to send some unpleasant Fate in their direction. You agree, and transport yourself and the unknown spirit to the scene of death to begin the challenge.
You are now the limbo champion and you are really mad because you haven't been able to work out who won the challenge due to your limbo stick disappearing. Or rather, you do know who won, and it was you, but you can't actually prove it and you have to do that in order to claim your prize.
So how are you going to settle this?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse