Zoostuck 3

Integrate

Of course! If you start integrating reality, then the Reality Integrity Departments you're looking for are sure to notice and probably send someone to act on it. You can then track the agents back to their points of origin and locate the Reality Integrity Departments to audit them.

This plan probably makes no sense but you honestly can't think of anything else. You suppose the first step is figuring out what exactly it means to integrate reality.

You are now Satan, and you are quite concerned. Your old business partner Johnsmell Madden has been completely consumed by his greed and is just hoarding money without ever spending it. Normally you'd be pleased by this because you'd get his soul, but there are two problems.

First off, he seems to be immortal, at least for the moment. So you're not just going to be able to wait for his soul to show up here.

Second, and more disconcertingly, if he learns of your generic dollar bill collection he's sure to go after it. What can you do to protect against this disaster?