Zoostuck 3

Whoever I damn well please.

That's right. You're Johnsmell Madden and you don't care about the little details like who's actually in charge of doing stuff. You just dial a random number on your phone and start yelling.

You are now the Supreme Ruler of the Moonited Nations and you just got a call from someone who's ordering you to eliminate the Reality Integrity Department.

Now, normally if you got a call like this, you'd tell them to shove it because you're the Supreme Ruler of the Moonited Nations. But something about the way this guy is yelling at you tells you that he's even more important and you'd better do what he says, or else. Maybe it's his tone, or his vocabulary, or maybe it's the fact that he just shouted that he's the most important guy in the universe and that you'd better do what he says or else.

Regardless, as supreme ruler of the su-- moon, yes, this is definitely the moon - you have a vast array of resources at your disposal to do the bidding of this mysterious voice. So how are you going to abolish this department that you've never heard of before?