Zoostuck 3

BATMAN'S BATFAN

You briefly consider this, but you're not in a universe that can handle something as cool as a Bat-man. Even contemplating the possibility causes a minor rift in reality that alters existence in such a way that you never thought of it in the first place what were you talking about again?

Oh, right. Awesome martial artist nickname!

Karatesaurus

Yes! This is the perfect name to enter the tournament under. You go ahead and do that...

Wait. This isn't a karate tournament? It's a spinjitsu tournament, whatever that is? Well, whatever, you're entering anyways, and your awesome martial artist name is sure to grant you victory.

You are now Johnsmell Madden and you're waiting for news that your Super Puck has won the tournament and made you even richer. Instead, you're getting boring reports from the Reality Integrity Department about minor alterations of reality... when did you even order this department, anyways? You can't remember setting up anything this boring.

Anyhow, you're sick of these reports and they're probably getting in the way of reports on how much richer you're getting. So the obvious thing to do is eliminate this boring department. Who do you need to yell at to make that happen, again?