Zoostuck 3

discuss the intricacies of an esoteric branch of linguistics to the dinosaur. ask it for ideas. get it involved. you can do it!

You decide to appeal to the dinosaur's intellectual side by discussing the origins of homophones and whether their continued use is justified considering the inevitable confusion they cause.

The dinosaur just shouts back "HOMO-PHONES? THAT'S SO GAY!" and laughs. This is not the response you were hoping for.

Most likely this is somehow the result of Edgebert's meddling with the nature of the universe. You briefly reflect on how much better your meddling with the nature of the universe will be before devising another plan.

Tell the dinosaur the spork is an extension for his little arms and that if he maneuvers it to the sun he will become a real dinosaur with real muscular huge arms

Perfect. This dinosaur is clearly a vain creature. By taking advantage of that character flaw, you can easily manipulate this creature into doing your bidding.

Your genius is incredible for devising such a plan. You take some time to reflect on this before offering your spork to the dinosaur with an explanation that reaching the sun with it will grant it longer arms.

The dinosaur promptly takes the spork and starts poking you with it. This is not what you had in mind at all.

You are now the dinosaur. You spontaneously popped into existence a few minutes ago and you've decided to enter the martial arts tournament. Also some tiny human just gave you an awesome spork.

But right now, you have an important question to answer.

What will your TOTALLY KICKASS martial artist name be?