Zoostuck 3

engineering heads

You've been trying to improve a sphere

You are stuck on the demo version.

That's right. Johnsmell Madden sent you off to build a better head, but you haven't been able to come up with anything better than a sphere. Unfortunately, you can't leave your cell until you succeed, but so far all you have is this demo of a sphere with a smiley face drawn on it with a marker.

You don't even know what this is supposed to be a head for. Johnsmell Madden never bothers explaining the details, probably because he doesn't even think them up in the first place. You honestly wonder how he managed to get in charge, all he had was a ridiculous amount of money, oh that's right.

Although considering he's now stopped spending money entirely, you kind of wonder how the economy's even going to work... wait a minute, who's this guy who just snuck into your cell.

You are now the head of the Universal Mint. You were going to hide out in a prison on the surface of the sun, but it was too hard to get there so you settled for the prison where Johnsmell Madden keeps the workers who anger him for whatever stupid reason. It's the last place he'll think to look for you when the economy inevitably crashes.

You've just been spotted by some guy who looks to be making a three-dimensional smiley face. It's weirdly unsettling in the new cartoonish nature of the universe.

Anyways, now that you've made it here, what are you going to do?