Zoostuck 3

Reading

Oh, right, you're reading this newspaper that was just published. Mostly because you couldn't find anything else to do that didn't require paying money to this Johnsmell Madden guy.

Well, except for the game in this mysterious package that you stumbled over, but you definitely don't want to go down that particular road again.

You should give up already.

Yeah, let's face it, Pooplord; you're never going to amount to anything. You vaguely remember saving the universe once, but then you completely messed it up the second time and now look at what's happened to it.

There's no way you're going to be any part of the solution to this mess. This plot passed you by months ago, not even counting the time travel. You're just a stupid kid with a stupid name who stupid things happen to.

Wait. You remember now. Stupid things happen to you and somehow work in your favor. That's your power. For one brief moment, you were able to harness it consciously, and that moment was enough to save the universe. Well, until this whole mess happened, anyways.

But if you did it once, maybe you can learn to do it again. Maybe there's a chance after all.

You decide to concentrate really hard on something stupid in hopes of making it happen. What stupid thing will that be?