Zoostuck 3

The last vegan from Las Vegas, Texas, voting for Obama

Yes, you sought the moonglasses in hopes that they might allow you to reclaim the land of your people, but since you completely failed in that regard you just went back home to cast your vote.

Except there's no election currently going on right now and also you're not a vegan and there's no Las Vegas in Texas, where did any of that come from.

Oh, that's right. You're working for some nefarious force and that whole story was just a hypnotic suggestion you were under the effects of so you wouldn't give your employer away if you got caught, and you just broke the hypnosis by casting your vote in this non-existent election. You probably aren't even supposed to remember as much as you do about all this, but whatever, you got paid, you're not going to go poking around to figure out who put you up to this or why.

You do kind of wish you still had that thermometer, though. Oh well.

You are now Zoosmell Egbert, and you have been busy.

By conducting a thorough investigation, you have learned that the moonglasses were sent off to the sun, and that the inhabitants of the sun have, after a long and bloody war, declared it to be the moon.

You used to have an arrangement with the sun god, which would be very useful to you right now, but that was an entirely different timeline and you have no idea how you would even contact him. Let alone whether he would still be willing to work for you. And is he a moon god now? You have no idea.

Regardless, your priority now is to find some way to retrieve those moonglasses from the sun. How will you go about this?