Zoostuck 3

you need help from that rock

Well, obviously. That was the implication. But what, exactly, do you need help with?

You wish to distract the narrator while something more important happens.

Wait, what, this is a distraction... no, wait, this is stranger than that. You want me to tell you how you can distract me because you'll need it to happen at a critical juncture that we have not yet reached.

I am not yet prepared to answer this question. Is that all you needed help with?

Everything got... *shudder*

normal

Wait. What. What do you mean?

Are you saying that, within the walls of this prison that has been launched into the sun, and which you have infected the entire population of and thereby rendered them immune to narration, there is a semblance of normalcy?

I need time to process this, especially since it may all be one big distraction. While we're on the sun, why don't I see how the war is going.

You are now the supreme ruler of the newly-established Moonited Nations and, uh-oh. One moment, I don't think I want to deal with this from your perspective just yet.

Things seem to have really gotten out of hand here on the sun, which is apparently legally the moon. I think I need to see this situation from another viewpoint. Who should I narrate for?