Zoostuck 3

Fuck it. Use what's left of the economy to buy all the food.

You can't think of any way to solve this crisis. Johnsmell Madden's greed is just too powerful. You resign yourself to just gathering up as much food and resources as possible and taking shelter until the whole mess blows over. You don't see what else you could do.

The only alternative option you can even think of is going back in time to fix this mess before it starts, but Johnsmell Madden banned backwards time travel. In fact, he banned it retroactively so it can't even be used in a time period before he came to power. You'd have to either convince him to change his mind or master a martial art with the power to alter the universe, and frankly the latter would be easier.

Not that you have time to worry about it. You have to find a place to take shelter. Like a maximum security prison on the surface of the sun.

You are now a virus in a maximum security prison on the surface of the sun?

Wait, what's going on here, I thought I couldn't narrate for the virus. Hold on a second, I have to sort this out.

You are now a virus in a maximum security prison on the surface of the sun. You have vague memories of absorbing an immunity to narration from someone you infected and spreading it around the prison, but those powers seem lost to you now. You're trying to find out why...

Oh. Wait a second.

You already know why. You voluntarily gave up that power in order to establish contact with the narrator.

Why did you do that, exactly?