Zoostuck 3

eat it

now kiss

Father!!

You are conflicted. You simultaneously want to eat the cartoonist, kiss it, and call it your father. This probably has something to do with the undoubtedly terrifying experiments that produced you.

While you attempt to sort out how to do all of those things when you only have one mouth, the cartoonist runs down the fire escape. You should probably pursue it, since you can't eat, kiss, or paternalize it if it isn't here.

You are now the editor and evil Spinjitsu master. Your cartoonist is nowhere to be found and his workspace is a mess. Worst of all, you still don't have an adequate cartoon to run in tomorrow's paper! Sure, nobody's going to read it, and Johnsmell Madden doesn't care about anything you do so he won't actually punish you, but you have pride in your work and you will not let this stand.

How are you going to resolve this?