Zoostuck 3

The toy is your apprentice.

Of course! If you get the Packet Moan completed, you can declare it your apprentice and then blame it, solving two problems at once! But you'll need to work fast. Step one, sketch out a basic design.

Pockets, buttons, zippers, even a shoelace!

Perfect! Now you just have to put it together in, uh. Two minutes. And you have no knowledge of sewing, crochet, or any other method of putting it together. This could be a problem.

Maybe you need to find another way out of this situation.

fake your death

Of course! If your editor thinks you're dead, there's no way he can do anything to you! Sure, you'll be out of a job and you'll need to somehow establish a new identity before you can get another one, but you're too stressed-out to seriously consider such minor issues.

You quickly set about messing up the room to make it look like a horrible accident happened here, then head for the window. You slip out quickly and...

Wait. What the hell is that thing outside the window?