Zoostuck 3

hire a cartoonist to design some poket moon and then put zoosmell pooplord in the pocket

You don't "hire" people any more. That costs money! You just tell people to do things and make vague threats about what you'll do if they don't agree. You aren't actually sure what you'd do if you had to carry out your threats, but fortunately that situation has never come up.

Anyways, you go and yell at someone to find a designer for these Poker Moms or whatever, and you tell them to stuff that dumb kid in the pockets of one when it's done. That should take care of that little matter, now you can get on with the more important business of doing whatever the hell you want.

You are now the political cartoonist. You just got a call demanding that you design a new toy for Johnsmell Madden made entirely out of pockets and then stuff a dumb kid in the pockets. Your editor, however, still insists that you find this apprentice who's allegedly responsible for your terrible political cartoons, and he reminds you that the clock is running.

So how are you going to manage to accomplish both of these tasks before you get into even deeper trouble?