Zoostuck 3

they're pocket monsters, they're giant huggable monsters made entirely of pockets, kids will love them

Great. You promptly start telling the Idea Machine all about your pocket-covered monsters and how cuddly and marketable they are.

You are now Johnsmell Madden and you like this stupid idea. If you give kids lots of pockets, they'll put stuff in them, like money, and then anything in the pockets of these, uh, Pocky Men or whatever, will be your property. You approve the idea and the machine prints out a pass for the stupid kid who made it.

Of course, that stupid kid will play your game and be hooked, which is good, but you still feel sick about the fact that you gave something away without asking for money. You don't usually have to deal with this at the copyright office, because mostly you tell people how stupid they are, but you can't be bothered to change the rules to make people pay. Mostly because you'd have to sign a new form and that's stupid.

You're going to have to do something really profitable to get this unpleasant feeling to go away. So what's it going to be?