Zoostuck 3

winning the spelling bee right

That doesn't make a lot of sense, but at least it's a goal of some kind. I can attempt to push us in that direction and perhaps a clearer objective will develop.

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord and you're trying to get money to pay a bee made of letters or something so you can defeat a mummy and you don't actually know why you're doing this, other than the whole thing where you're bored and have a very short attention span.

So how are you going to get the money together?

Pokemon

You have no idea what that is. It clearly doesn't exist in this universe.

Which means you could copyright it! You don't know how that would help, but it seems worth a try.

Fortunately, you seem to be right next to the Johnsmell Madden Copyright Office. You head in and are promptly handed an informative brochure on how you can have Johnsmell Madden himself tell you that your ideas are stupid and dumb but if you share them anyways he might use them to get even richer and then you can feel good about making Johnsmell Madden's fortune even more obscene.

This isn't really what you had in mind. However, it does seem that you can get a pass good for one session of a Johnsmell Madden game if he actually likes your idea.

Since you have nothing better to do, you figure you might as well give it a try. So how are you going to sell Johnsmell Madden on this Pokemon idea? Do you even have anything for it other than the name?