Zoostuck 3

> Kill every baby before they become a threat to you.

They're not alive yet! And you don't have any clue how to destroy spirits. You probably could if you had a physical body and control of the universe again, but honestly, that would be way too much effort considering only Spinjitsu can kill you. And what are the odds any of these kids are learning Spinjitsu?

better yet, teach all the babies Anti-spinjitsu

Wait a minute. If you taught them Anti-Spinjitsu, they could rise up against the guy who killed you! Plus they probably wouldn't be able to learn both Spinjitsu and Anti-Spinjitsu, that's totally how martial arts works, you're pretty sure. So if you find a way back to life, you'll be safe from them all!

The only problem is that Anti-Spinjitsu is only an idea rather than a formal martial art. Also, you have no clue how to actually teach these kid-spirits anything, which you guess is technically a second problem but whatever.

Still, it looks like you're going to be stuck here for a while so you've got time to figure this out. And you're going to be devoting all your time to it so you definitely won't be able to think about other things, like whether narrator-rocks are manipulating your actions with the aid of extra-universal observers.

I am now the narrator rock again. I believe Edgebert will be sufficiently occupied that we can focus on other tasks. However, the plot has become so confusing that even I, with my omniscience, have no idea what we're supposed to be doing.

So just what are we supposed to be doing right now?