Zoostuck 3

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Oh, of course! As the coolest person in the universe, you obviously have the best afterlife, the only place that could possibly be better than a universe that submits to your every uncreative whim.

Which is, um, some kind of gigantic spiritual nursery apparently.

This is not really what you expected.

It's actually before life.

Oh, right.

Apparently the eternal punishment for recreating the entire universe so that it follows your whims is that you get stuck managing the spirits of everyone who hasn't been born yet. So you've got all these baby spirits crying and waiting until they get sent into the actual universe.

Not that you get to see them sent off. Theoretically there should be an exit of some sort through which they're born, but you've never seen it. You just go around an infinite expanse feeding the spirits and changing their diapers - and spiritual diapers really smell awful.

Oh, and there was one more thing about this afterlife.

Denmark

It's Denmark.

You hate Denmark. You hate it so much that you took it out of the universe when you recreated it. So of course it ended up here.

So now that you've reminded yourself that you're stuck in Denmark with the spirits of everyone who hasn't been born yet, it's time to formulate your plan for escaping the afterlife and using Anti-Spinjitsu to defeat the guy who killed you in the first place. What are you going to do first?