Zoostuck 3

Fall on top of the competitor

Apparently, the champion is going first. So maybe you can just destabilize yourself so that you land on him and... oh.

You have no actual control over your physical form, so you can't willfully fall down. This may be harder than you thought.

Piss the other guy off while he's limboing so that he stands up and bumps into you. Flawless

Well, you might not be able to act physically, but perhaps you can act emotionally. You attempt to be as annoying as you can in a vague and inexplicable way.

It seems to be working, somehow, but only slightly. The champion is a little bit annoyed, but not enough to disrupt his performance. You need to either annoy him more or take another approach.

Leave

Oh. You can do that. You can escape limbo any time. You just didn't realize this before now. You promptly vanish and pop into existence, leaving the outcome of the competition in doubt.

You are now Zoosmell Egbert and a limbo stick just appeared next to you. You don't know where it came from and don't care; you're having enough trouble with this scissor-wielding assailant as it is, so you appreciate having some form of weapon.

You quickly grab the limbo stick and start whacking your attacker over the head with it. Soon you render him unconscious, giving you your first opportunity in some time to observe your surroundings.

It is at this point that you realize that the universe has somehow gotten even stupider than it was before. Apparently the universe is now controlled by a "Johnsmell Madden", who is most likely somehow responsible for your new inferior nomenclature. You would rather not know the precise details, even though you could easily deduce them.

Regardless, if you are going to recreate the universe into the form it should have, you will first have to deal with its current leader. You believe it would be best to claim the moonglasses, as originally planned, and work out the rest from there.

Now, how are you going to do that?