Zoostuck 3

Ask the tornado for help

You try to surreptitiously whisper to the tornado to help you out with this limbo thing, but it just kind of shuffles off to the side. Guess it figures this is your ordeal. Well, that's just great.

murder them with the limbo stick

Well, if you can't rely on forces of nature to aid you here, then you'll just have to rely on good old forces of violence. You attempt to start whacking this weirdo with the limbo stick, but before you know it he's grabbed it out of your hands and set it up and says he'll take all your spinjitsu skills if you lose and also you'll be trapped here forever.

You didn't even realize you had spinjitsu skills. Too bad you didn't know that before, maybe they'd help you beat this guy up.

> Try to make friends with the stick.

But it occurs to you that there's one more entity here you might be able to petition for help. You start talking to the limbo stick in hopes of befriending it. Unfortunately, you soon realize you have no idea what to talk to it about.

sports

Wait! Of course! You ended up owning a soccer team and you were going to use them to produce footage of a movie or something, you kind of forgot the full details honestly. But sports are a good conversation opener, so you decide to start babbling about your team and how they're amazing.

You are now a limbo stick and this guy is boring you with sports talk. You realize that if he loses the limbo competition, he'll be trapped here forever and ugh you don't want to deal with that. Clearly you'll have to somehow help him win so you can get him out of your hair. How are you going to do that?