RE: Zoostuck 3
03-26-2015, 02:19 AM
(03-25-2015, 02:01 AM)Geoluhread Wrote: »
In desperation, you scrawl out a cartoon. The editor pauses, briefly, to look at it, then glares at you.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN KILL AN EDITOR?" he shouts. Whoops, you don't know how that got in there. You should probably actually look over these cartoons before submitting them. But first, you've got to figure out how to defuse this situation.
(03-25-2015, 07:00 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »FIND YOUR APPRENTICE
You suddenly realize exactly what you need: someone else to blame! There was that tornado you were training in the art of political cartooning, but you haven't seen it in years. You have no idea where it is.
Naturally, seeing as the situation is desperate, you blame it anyways. The editor isn't satisfied, and asks just where this so-called apprentice of yours is. If you can't bring it here in the next ten minutes, he's going to assume the apprentice who's supposedly responsible for this mess doesn't even exist and you'll get the blame anyways.
Well. That's going to be tough.
You are now the limbo champion and this dang tornado still hasn't challenged you. You're beginning to think you may need to drop hints. How are you going to persuade it?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse