Zoostuck 3

About how economic dictator Johnsmell Madden should be deposed in favor of a more hive-oriented government

Your first instinct is that there would be rules against this as a consequence of being the intellectual property of Johnsmell Madden, but it turns out there aren't because nobody reads letters to the editor so who cares. No force, magic or otherwise, prevents you from attempting to compose the letter.

However, you soon run into a problem. The words you write are composed of your very essence, and you don't have enough for a long letter. You'll need to find a way to get your point across as briefly as possible.

F-U-C-K-Y-O-U

Perfect. You have distilled your message down to its core. You send it off at once.

You are now the editor of the only remaining newspaper on Maddenworld, the Madden Times, and you've just received a letter. Obviously you're going to put it in the next issue, because you get so few letters these days that you have to publish them all and then make up several yourself just to fill the section.

However, your finely-honed editorial instincts tell you that this letter needs to be accompanied by a political cartoon that's far too unsubtle to be funny. What should you tell your political cartoonist to include in it?