Zoostuck 3

Sing and dance

That would qualify as providing entertainment! And, in accordance with Johnsmell Madden's rule, you can only do that for paying customers.

It's a shame, you know some really good dance moves.

Play some Madden.

You can't do that! For one thing, you don't have any money, and for another, Johnsmell Madden doesn't like his game-properties partaking in other game-properties because it might lead to the creation of a game without his direct approval. Or something. You're not sure of the actual reason, but you're forbidden by universal edict from playing any Madden games, other than the one you're part of, and even then you're only to act as a facilitator.

Escape

This is too much. You weren't Madden property a few minutes ago, but now all these terms of use are filling the upside-down A that serves as your head and you can't get them out. You've got to escape, somehow.

But how can you possibly do that when Johnsmell Madden controls this entire universe, not to mention the heavy restrictions he's placed on your actions?

Write a letter to the editor

Of course! Letters to the editor aren't entertaining at all, so there's nothing stopping you from writing one. You aren't sure how this will help in any way, but at the very least it should keep you from being bored.

What's your letter going to be about?